I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.”
Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum
^ I’m that kid, and proud of it.
If I threw you down a staircase and I showed a jury what you just added to my post they would not convict me
(via d-um-b)
if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15 2 1 13 1, which adds up to 32 which is the current age of former backstreet boy nick carter. if that doesn’t scare you, then you don’t know the true meaning of fear.
(via jesussbabymomma)
i don’t care if deadmau5 is meant to be pronounced deadmouse
he’s deadmaowfive to me
‘you’re saying things at me and i dont know how to respond’ a novel by me
on a scale of 1 to kevin jonas how left out do u feel
frankie jonas
omg you just out did me
