Chest tattoos are sexy as fuck on guys.
Can someone come have sex with me now, please?
I said please
(via mydemisee)
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
(via naked-alcoholic)
Got my valentines date tomorrow night with my boy :))) ahh I can’t wait
a fun game to play is “guess whether the screaming children outside getting murdered or just playing” and you’re not allowed to look you have to guess blind and you have to watch the news to see if you were right
(via jesussbabymomma)
